Monday, April 19, 2010

Jail Visit


Good day! I, Sir Andrew, am going to tell you of how I visited Chauvelin in jail.

I preformed this task by dressing as the chief of the Committee of Public Safety. I was currently at the guillotine rescuing some aristocrats. Once I finished at the guillotine, I went back to England, put on my disguise, and headed to France. While I was in England, I visited my friend, Sir Percy. Percy always gives me a disguise. Now, that I had my disguise, I was going to France. I thanked Percy and I was off.


While I was in France, my heart was racing. I was full of emotions. I began to ask myself questions. What should I do when I meet Chauvelin? What will happen if he discovers I am an Englishman? Will I be caught? Last autumn my friend, the Scarlet Pimpernel, almost got caught from Chauvelin. Just then the jail came into sight. Then I walked in.

Once I was in the jail, I walked up to the guard. He immediately let me through. Once I found Chauvelin's jail cell, he stood up thinking I was the chief of the Committee of Public Safety. I thought of telling him who I was, but I thought he would tell the guard who I truly was. Once he sat back down, I asked him one question, " Will you ever catch the Scarlet Pimpernel." Chauvelin thought I was cruel. I did not know he was going to the guillotine. He just spat on me. After I asked him why he spat on me, he told me the truth. He was going to the guillotine! I exited the jail with Chauvelin's screams behind me.

Changes in Lady Blakeney

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This is Sir Andrew Ffoulkes talking about changes in Lady Blakeney. The first thing I thought when I met lady Blakeney was that she was very stubborn and she did not care for Sir Percy at all. When Lady Blakeney and Sir Percy came to the Fishermen’s Rest when they were talking bad about each other, I thought that Lady Blakeney was the rudest person in the world talking about her husband that way. When Lady Blakeney and I first met she didn’t care about me or who I was at all simply because I was he husband’s best friend. I didn’t like Lady Blakeney at all when I first met her, and she just always got on my nerves. Lady Blakeney, I thought, would always be rude and snotty and mean. I was so wrong about her.

When Lady Blakeney found out that Chauvelin was going after her husband, she completely changed . The lady who didn’t show any respect for her husband changed heart in a second! Who would have thought it? Lady Blakeney is someone who is one person for a period of time and then is another person the next moment. I think that one of the biggest changes in Lady Blakeney is showing that she loves her husband. When Lady Blakeney came to my house saying that she needed to help her husband I thought, "What? Why would she help him when she doesn’t show that she cares for him"? Then I realized that she did care for him and that she truly did love him. That is what I think changed the most in Lady Blakeney.

The Genius Plan of the Scarlet Pimpernel

just met Percy outside Chat Gris. We are sticking to our plan, and I am making my way around the bend. I am thinking about trying to make my way up the cliff. I have to wait there for Percy and Marguerite to be alone, but that might not be for while because of that cursed, rotten Chauvelin! He is quick, but not that quick. I think he will overlook my dear friend and colleague’s plan. Percy is sharper than anyone I know, and I will not fail him! I have almost reached my destination by this rough terrain. I pray that Lady Blakeney will survive this path. I dearly hope she will not be caught!

Finally, I have reached my hiding place. I hear voices and people screaming orders. Oh no, it is Chauvelin, but where is Percy? I can’t hear his voice. Wait, there is Lady Blakeney, and she is gagged! No, I pray to God she will be alright! I hear something! I hear a shriek, and not just any shriek, the shriek of a lady. What could she possibly be doing? Odd’s fish, why is she so upset? Doesn’t she know the hut is empty? Now, there is the sound of Chauvelin; I hope he is absolutely furious to know that the Day Dream is already away and safe! I can triumph over my enemy’s sorrow after I know that Percy and Marguerite are safe. I wonder where the sound of that wailing is! It looks as if there is someone else there, but whom? There is a man there who tagged along! Who could it be? I will have to figure that out later! I see Chauvelin and his men retreating and the wailing has ceased! I must go find the honorable Sir Percy and Lady Blakeney!

Being a casual observer, I must note how devoted Lady Blakeney is! In the beginning she cared only for herself, but now she is devoted beyond belief and cares for Percy greatly. I never thought they were going to make it this far in their relationship! I must admit I am proud and humbled by their passion! They are safe in each others arms, and they are well off.


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My Wedding

Yes, I know I did get married. As most of you would have guessed, I married Suzanne, the love of my life. I proposed to her once I got back home. She told her parents and they were overjoyed that a savior, as they called me, was marring their daughter.
Suzanne was glad that the Comte was there to be at her wedding just like the Comte was glad to see his daughter’s wedding. I was excited for the wedding, and so was Suzanne. She wanted the wedding to be outside and very quiet. She didn’t know many people and as you must know, she is very shy. Suzanne went to Marguerite’s house and told her the good news, and together with the Comtesse (who was begged to come) they picked out a gown. I told Sir Percy the news and he said he was expecting us to get married, and together we picked out our attire for the wedding. We were all overjoyed for the coming event.

The wedding was quiet and beautiful just like Suzanne wanted it to be. She looked beautiful in her long gown. The wedding took place in Richmond in Marguerite and Sir Percy’s garden. Marguerite begged us to have it in her garden. Suzanne also wanted it to be in Marguerite's and Sir Percy’s garden because she didn’t know many people and Marguerite was one of her good friends. It was a wonderful day; no rain, just sun. Tony, Sir Percy, Marguerite, and of course Suzanne’s family came. Suzanne was worried about having Marguerite and the Comtesse outside together, but everything went just fine. Everyone had a great time. Suzanne and I are looking forward to living the rest of our life together.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Perry the Platypus

I was at the dentist's office getting my regular check up and I had to wait as usual. I sat down and saw a little girl was watching something on the television. What she was watching was interesting. It seemed to be a blue animal with a hat on his head. I got very engrossed in the show. There where these kids named Phineas and Ferb ( who ever thought of such bad names like that?) and they owned that blue creature that seemed to be something called a platypus. His name was Perry. Perry was a secret agent (kind of like a spy). He was much like the Scarlet Pimpernel; he had to keep his identity a secret from his owners. Perry's job was to find out what Dofinnsburts (his enemy) was doing, and he had to stop him. Perry was very good at his job. Ever time he walked into a room there was this catchy tune that played, and it made me want to dance. Perry reminds me of the Scarlet Pimpernel league. This is because he tricks Dofnnburts, just like we do to the French.
When I first found out that Perry was a secret agent, I was shocked; I wanted to scream out loud that I was kind of like Perry but I knew I would scare the little girl. It's such a big deal to see someone as successful as Perry be on a kids show. He is just like the Scarlet Pimpernel ,sneaky and clever. One day the Scarlet Pimpernel gang will put a stop to the French people getting guillotined. I was kind of mad that they didn't put a show about the Scarlet Pimpernel gang, I mean people probably would want to watch a show about actual people rather than a platypus. Platypues don't do much, except for Perry that is. I was getting to the end of the show, Perry was about to get Dofinsburts and then I hear someone say " Sir Andrew the doctor is ready for you". I was so mad, dentist's always ruin everything!


Sir Percy Being the Scarlet Pimpernel

My name is Sir Andrew Ffoulkes, and I am going to talk about Sir Percy being the Scarlet Pimpernel. As you know, I am in the gang of the Scarlet Pimpernel, and I am his number one man.Sir Percy is my bff as you modern people would say. I have known all along that Sir Percy was the Scarlet Pimpernel because when we swore our lives to him, he showed us his true identity so we would know who we would know who we were working for. Now that Lady Blakeney knows that her husband is the Scarlet Pimpernel I think that might change the way she feels about him because she will be worried about him when he goes to rescue someone. I think that the hardest part of knowing that Sir Percy is the Scarlet Pimpernel is knowing that I have this big secret, and it is just about to burst right out of my mouth. Working for the Scarlet Pimpernel, and knowing that is my best friend who I am looking for is really kind of cool because I know that I am working for someone who saves lives.

I think that being chosen to be in the gang of the Scarlet Pimpernel is such a big honor because I am one of nineteen English men and there are so many other men that Sir Percy could have chosen instead of me. One of the hardest things to do while you are in the gang is pass notes in public. Like when Lord Hastings passed me the note about Armand and Lady Blakeney took the note and told me that she didn’t read it but that she used it for "giddiness". The easiest part about being in the gang of the Scarlet Pimpernel is, well nothing! I don’t think that there is an easy part. One of the hardest parts is getting a French man like Armand to help you infiltrate on the French government because you don’t know what they are going to say or what they are going to do.

Friday, April 9, 2010

The Evolution of Parties

I, Sir Andrew, will talk to you about parties that have changed. The ballroom dances have transformed into school dances. A water party with tea and crumpets has turned into parties with ale. Even a small get together with supper ( like in The Fisherman's Rest) has to be all fancy. Also meetings have to be in a conference room. In the 1790's, a meeting could be in a hut. Many parties, meetings, and balls have evolved.

I am English, so I think parties are necessary; with much extravagant affairs they are a part of life. Now, a Frenchie like Chauvelin would think it is dumb to have parties. Chauvelin is a stiff, he never can have a good time. The art of partying is a very hard skill to master. Percy, Marguerite, and I are excellent at this difficult art. Chauvelin does not even know what the word fun means. So the art of partying has evolved from a casual get together to a supper at a 5 star hotel.

An Expert of Love

I just bid Marguerite goodbye. I am on my way to await Percy. Something tells me that he will come back to the inn. I am on my way to a hut along the beach where we have visited on another mission. It is a horrid little place, but it goes unnoticed. Tis perfect for this occasion; that is why I must go there. I have to follow the plan accordingly! I must not fail my best friend and trusted leader.

While I am on my way to the hut I am thinking about Marguerite. I am thinking about her sudden emotions blossoming for Percy. She has never shown one ounce of affection for my best friend. Now, that she knows this secret, it is like suddenly she has turned into a new person. This, I am beginning to like. I believe that Percy should be loved, too. I admire her dedication to Percy particularly. Since I am such an expert in the category of love, I think their relationship is heading in the right direction. Percy's mask jeopardized their relationship a lot. Now, since the secret is out, I am expecting their relationship to bloom like a plentiful Spring!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Mudering Frenchie Devils



My opinion of the Revolution is that I am sickened! As you know, I am a true monarchist, and I am baffled at how these frenchie devils could do this. Do they have a mind?! My disgust began with Oath of the Tennis Court. How could the people not reside with their king? The the Storming of the Bastille! what angry mob attacks a French Prison? Ridiculous to think about. Then, March to Versailles, what a disaster! Women march up to the Palace with pitchforks! These are women for crying out loud! Then they demand food from their king and threaten him with pitchforks! These are such mad times! Then the French declared war on Austria!I was personally blown away at such madness! If your country is in poor condition; don't challenge anyone else! Then, they lost the war. sickening and impossible. Now the citizens of France are storming the palace and killing every servant and aide of the king they find!

Now, the most sickening part at this point is the monarchy being abolished. Being a true monarchist, I am disgraced! I can't express my disgust for this matter. I believe you live by the rules and honor your king! These people might as well become cave men! their country will not survive that much longer. With no monarchy they are done for! Serves them right; it's a wonder they didn't think about this before! All I can say is I am thoroughly exasperated and indignant!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

My Favorite Day and Cinema. . . Valentine's Day!!!


I have gone to the cinema and have seen the cinema
Valentine's Day. This cinema goes along with my job description; it involves LOVE! Garry Marshall directs the movie. God bless him. To me he is a Saint. Suzanne does not think so because she is not as involved as I am. I still love her, but she does not care about love.
Valentine's Day is four crowns out of five. Morley dumps her boyfriend, Reed. This is just a part of Cupid's birthday. Betrayal, excitement, kindness, and love are shown in this cinema. I told you about how Morley dumps Reed, and we all know that Sir Percy would never do that to Marguerite. Now I can finally say it the other way around. I saw how Percy looked at Marguerite; and now she has asked for my help to save Percy. I forget to tell everyone that the cinema has about 20 famous celebrities in it, including, Taylor Swift, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Alba, Taylor Lautner, Queen Latifah, Patrick Dempseey, Jennifer Garner, Bradley Cooper, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher. I still can not see how they are so famous, they are not wearing any gowns or suits. People have no sense of fashion.
I said it before, and I will say it again; it is a great cinema. Two kings up for excitement. It's everything you want to see in a cinema. Listen, my prescription for you is watch the cinema. It opened my eyes to love. It has brought me closer to Suzanne. It is a great cinema.

Love with Austin Powers

http://blabberize.com/view/id/200190 My name is Sir Andrew Ffoulkes, and I am going to talk about Austin Powers. Austin Powers is a man who is very good with the ladies, much like myself! He is English, and he saves people's lives just like I do with the Scarlet Pimpernel. The love of my life is Suzanne de Tournay, while the love of Mr. Powers's life is Vanessa Kensington. These are both very pretty women. (Don't tell Suzanne I said that). While Suzanne is a commoner, Vanessa is a spy like Austin.

Love to me is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone because they make you feel happy when you are around them. Love to Austin Powers is liking someone not to spend the rest of your life with them, but that you say you love them and then you leave. Love with Suzanne and me is like a powerful bond that can't be broken no matter what happens. Love with Austin Powers and Vanessa Kensington is not the same with Suzanne and me. They can both live without each other because they don't truly love each other. I think that I am truly better with love then Austin Powers. Once you're in love with someone, it is hard not to notice people who are in love with eachother but keep it a secret.( Lady Blakney and Percy Blakney).

Hello from Sir Andrew


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Good day, I am Sir Andrew. I am a knight in England and also am in the league of the Scarlet Pimpernel with eighteen other men. I save people for a living. On my last quest, I saved the Comtesse de Tournay and her children, Suzanne de Tourney and Viconte de Tournay. I did fall in love with Suzanne; she had large brown eyes and a bright smile. The Comtesse is glad to be safe in England, but her husband couldn't make it; he sent his family ahead. The next quest is to get the Comtesse's husband to England.

People call me brave, loyal, adventurous, daring, and sneaky because I am in the Scarlet Pimpernel league. I am not doing it to be called those names; I am doing it to help others. Some of the aristocrats didn't do anything and they are still getting guillotined. Once I started in the league, I knew I was putting my life in danger. I am loyal to the Scarlet Pimpernel. I must not tell anyone who the Scarlet Pimpernel is or I will be in great trouble. Nay! I would never tell anyone, but he shall remain my secret. I must be very sneaky the ways I talk to him or someone might know who he is. Although I fell into a few bumps few bumps, like the time Chauvelin took my notes, or when Marguerite snatched the note from me, I will always be loyal to the Scarlet Pimpernel.